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It’s funny. I wish I hadn’t seen it on the HuffingtonPost. That makes it feel so liberal. Laughing at this on the HuffingtonPost is like Ann Coulter laughing at Schindler’s List. It’s just so obvious. Shooting Jews in a barrel. Still though:
Ann Coulter suffered a serious embarrassment over the weekend when her credit card was [...]

This is the popular feature “Fucking Liars.” It is self explanatory.
HAMBURG, Germany — Heidi Klum wants to help Britney Spears. The 34-year-old model says she’d be willing to open her home to Spears while the troubled pop singer puts her life back together.
“She can call me and come live in our house with us for [...]

Well, now what?
Grammy-winning singer/songwriter John Mayer has dropped “blogger” from his list of hobbies. He had taken to posting musings on ex-girlfriends and the importance of designated drivers and the MacBook Air, but no more.
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I’ll never forget his hilarious yet insightful post about how he wanted that one expensive watch really bad and then he [...]

I’m starting a new feature today. It’s called “Fucking Liars.” It’s self-explanatory.
“I always think that when I’m on my deathbed I don’t ever want to remember what any movie made at the box office. But I know I will remember that one grip’s face or that caterer who made an amazing grilled-cheese sandwich.”
—Charlize Theron (EW [...]

Well, unsurprisingly enough, it’s Heathcliffe Ledger day on the internet, so it seems silly of me to do my important work TAKING DOWN BIG ONLINE MORTGAGE ADVERTISERS. That can wait until tomorrow. It really is the new sadness, right guys? Who thinks this will add new gravitas to The Dark Knight and therefore should shut [...]

Heath Ledger, you guys.
I can’t figure out which of my initial thoughts makes me feel more horrible about myself:

Why So Dead?
Yup, that’s really terrible, but look:

Off my jock, Ledger!
See you in heaven soon, Mr. Ledger, when I kill myself over this terrible homepage.

First, let’s get this out of the way:
Q: Do you subscribe to JET?
A: Yes.
OK, so I was looking through the new Chris Brown cover issue of JET to see if there is any new information on Chris Brown’s T-Cell count, and I was simultaneously delighted and appalled by this month’s “Where is…” column about the [...]

Angelina Jolie’s face stars in Beowulf:

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Ha log10. God, i wish that was her real body. Not for sexual reasons, I’m not turned on by CalTech School for the Digital Arts cable access commercials of reaching your potential, but for comedy reasons. Then again, for comedy reasons I wish that was Bruce Villanch’s body.

And now, some [...]

If you missed Ritalin last night, and I know you missed Ritalin last night, then you missed a heartfelt story about my recent break up. I really appreciated the outpouring of support from the audience, who really seemed to understand where I was coming from. It just gave me hope that love might still exist, [...]