Well, unsurprisingly enough, it’s Heathcliffe Ledger day on the internet, so it seems silly of me to do my important work TAKING DOWN BIG ONLINE MORTGAGE ADVERTISERS. That can wait until tomorrow. It really is the new sadness, right guys? Who thinks this will add new gravitas to The Dark Knight and therefore should shut [...]

June 5, 2007 — THE inconvenient truth for Laurie and Larry David is that their marriage is over. The couple has separated after 14 years and two kids. Laurie - a liberal die-hard who produced “An Inconvenient Truth” and recently toured with Sheryl Crow to promote global warming - was starting to overshadow her husband, [...]

Chevy Chase sure has been in the news a lot lately. I don’t know about you, but I can‘t wait for(ever for) the release of his authorized biography, I’m Chevy Chase…And You’re Not. It’s kind of weird when a book comes out with a cover that is already haunted by the spectral sticker [...]

FORGIVE me, Firecrotch! Foot-in-mouth rich kid Brandon Davis says he’s sorry for his vulgar Lindsay Lohan-bashing tirade in which he joked about her private parts as Paris Hilton laughed her head off. “My behavior on May 16 was inexcusable,” Davis says in a statement that sounds like he had some help in writing. “What started [...]

CHRISTINA Ricci having dinner at Chelsea hotspot restaurant Pre:Post, while supermodel Bridget Hall and her new boyfriend were seen canoodling over dinner, where he flirtatiously hand-fed her soup in between kissing her.
(New York Post)
How do you hand-feed someone soup? That’s disgusting. Who wants to kiss while you’re eating? Get out of here, Soup Breath. And [...]

Some highlights from today’s Page Six.
PARIS is atwitter over the relationship between Sharon Stone and Bernard-Henri Levy, the French author of “American Vertigo: Traveling in the Steps of Tocqueville.” The intellectual, known for unbuttoned shirts that reveal his hairy chest, is married to French actress Arielle Dombasle, but he stayed at Stone’s L.A. manse while [...]

It’s been awhile since I’ve posted any celebrity gossip, because apparently boring is very in for 2006. But this item is just too too.
“V for Vendetta” writer and producer, the former man known as Larry Wachowski, may be press-shy - but (s)he is definitely not shy of public displays of affection. The transgender writer/producer/director started [...]

Clearly, my last two fire-starting debate topics have been too tame for the faggots who read this diary. Everyone knows that the Jews invented 9/11 to sell more Kaballah bracelets and that Steve Jobs is a child pornographer with a heart of solid gold and 4 megapixel eyes.
What we need is something to really stir [...]

The exclusive Christian high school Michelle Williams attended has bitterly disowned the Oscar-nominated star of “Brokeback Mountain” - saying it’s deeply offended she appeared in the controversial gay-cowboy flick. “We don’t want to have anything to do with her in relation to that movie,” Jim Hopson, headmaster of the posh Santa Fe Christian School, told [...]