Archive for the 'Halloween' Category

April Fool’s Day Pranks Gone Wrong

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Linda M. put cellophane over the toilet seat in the bathroom and waited outside the bathroom door for four and a half hours, barely containing her laughter in anticipation of the frustrated screams. Linda M. lives alone.
Colin R. let the air out of his friend’s tires and then told him that his mother was [...]

Hannukah in Heaven

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The theme of last night’s Ritalin Readings (which was so awesome, and good job team) was “Christmas.” So naturally, I did a google search for “Christmas in Heaven.” Because I wanted to see what was up with that. Surprisingly or unsurprisingly, depending on your feelings towards Jesus, there were A MILLION HITS. Most of [...]

Merry Halloween

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

I finally picked a costume:
http://www.corporate-casual.com/sound/christmas.mp3
Look! I’m stereogum and brooklyn vegan from last year!

Hallowplease

People who know Worker #3116 know that he is usually very into Halloween. He usually gets his costume shortlist done by February, with a final decision by June, and is ready to go by September. Then it’s just a waiting game. But this year he is just NOT into it. He doesn’t have a costume. [...]

Have a Spook(y) Day


I’m Bringing Sexy Ghost

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

It’s that time of the year where everyone’s always asking the same question, so I’m just going to use the public forum of my online diary to answer the question once, and then please let’s just move on:
I DON’T KNOW WHAT MY COSTUME IS GOING TO BE FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE SCOTT PETERSON TRIAL.

Back Monday, Homos

Thursday, April 27, 2006

I Am Concerned About Your Priorities

Thursday, March 23, 2006

There are only 221 days until Halloween, 2006.
AND YOU DON’T HAVE A COSTUME!

Yeah, I Went There

Friday, March 3, 2006

Clearly, my last two fire-starting debate topics have been too tame for the faggots who read this diary. Everyone knows that the Jews invented 9/11 to sell more Kaballah bracelets and that Steve Jobs is a child pornographer with a heart of solid gold and 4 megapixel eyes.
What we need is something to really stir [...]

I Miss Halloween

Monday, November 14, 2005

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