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Hate This Fridays!

Friday, October 20, 2006

The aesthetics of saran wrap. THE DISGUSTING AESTHETICS OF SARAN WRAP.
There’s no greater super grossout in the world than a wad of used saran wrap. Especially when there’s some kind of, like, smear of tomato sauce or mayonnaise on it. I would rather eat food out of a panty liner. That’s not true, but it [...]

Hate This Fridays!

Friday, October 13, 2006

Fucking hate pirate stuff at this point.
Real pirates rape people and burn their eyes out with torches. They have wooden teeth and wooden legs and wooden hearts. They smell like if you ate a bunch of seafood and then got diarrhea and then left that diarrhea out in the sun and then cooked it [...]

Hate This Fridays!

Friday, October 6, 2006

Frat boys! Why?
It’s kind of obvious and easy to hate on frat boys. They’re the living embodiment of the innate human tendency towards homo-erotic violence and alcohol-fueled rape. And they wear button down shirts the way, say, a whore wears ripped pantyhose. What else is a whore going to wear?! They smell like the inside [...]

Hate This Fridays!

Friday, September 29, 2006

Fucking raspberry vinaigrette! Hate it. I won’t eat it, and I will not date people who do. It’s clown food. If a clown made you a salad he’d put raspberry vinaigrette on it. And gummy worms.
The worst part about raspberry vinaigrette is that it’s for mediocre people who want to add “a touch of [...]

Hate This Fridays!

Friday, September 22, 2006

Oh, it’s Friday, Worker #3116 must hate something.
That’s right, fucks.
I hate Converse All-Stars. Hate. I hate them. Oh, but Worker #3116, what?
The thing is, anyone who wears Converse All Stars is trying to send the message to people that they don’t care about their shoes. They are so cool and with it, that they [...]

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