Did you guys watch UFC fight night last night? SPOILER ALERT: people get their shit messed! I have only watched half of them so far (three hours guys, some of us are busy ACTUALLY FIGHTING), but what I have seen has been pretty good.
Anyway, the first bout of the evening between James Irvin and Houston [...]

CARTHAGE, Mo. - Ultimate fighting was once the sole domain of burly men who beat each other bloody in anything-goes brawls on pay-per-view TV.
But the sport often derided as “human cockfighting” is branching out.
The bare-knuckle fights are now attracting competitors as young as 6 whose parents treat the sport as casually as wrestling, Little League [...]

As someone who only lifts diamond chandeliers on filaments of platinum while wearing gym shorts made out of hand-tamped gold leaf with ruby and emerald trim (no shirt, of course) and quenching my POWER thirst with baby-protein infused angel-tear smoothies, this article about homemade gyms in Haiti was shocking to me:
Technique is one thing [...]

(New York Times)
That picture makes me LO loud. Apparently the best time to talk to your child about AIDS is when you happen to run into them at the morning keynote address at the Davos G8 summit.

You guys! Less than a month to go now until the greatest teen drama of all time hits theaters. Never Back Down is the age-old story of a misunderstood kid coming up against the character-defining challenges of moving to a new town. By confronting new people in a new environment, he will have to learn [...]

What have I been saying for years? That’s right. I have been saying that children are the cause of all our problems. Ebola? Children. Blood Nose 2007? Children. Iraq? OK, maybe not Iraq, but definitely Afghanistan, which is what gave Bush the confidence to go into Iraq. So in a way, yes.
“We know one of [...]

Speaking of bodies that are wonderlands, last night I was walking down the street when I felt a bloody nose coming on. It’s the dry season, so between that and ALL THAT COCAINE I LOVE TO PARTY, I was not particularly concerned. Besides, I had a couple napkins in my back pocket. I used the [...]

I did learn one thing during the three-hour Krav Maga seminar Tuesday, from a story that the instructor told. One of his students was attacked by two men at knife-point while traveling in South America. They stood on either side of him, and attempted to rob him of the pouch where he kept his traveler’s [...]

For the 70 dollars I paid for last night’s three-hour Krav Maga seminar, I expected to get three hours of this (give or take 45 seconds of warm up stretches):
starting at minute 8:

Instead, I got three hours of this:

Thanks, Israel!
Seriously though, how sad was my offline-emoticon? On the plus side, I’m so good at [...]

I went to the shoulder doctor yesterday to get my shoulder cancer looked at. He prescribed me an anti-inflammatory medication. I know that joking about side effects of medicine is so old and worn out that even MadTV has started doing it, but looking over the description of the medicine’s effects, I was concerned by [...]