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Overheard In Stupid New York

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Three teenagers sit next to me in a cafe talking about a recent trip to France one of them just returned from.
Teen 1: I had a Royale with Cheese.
Teen 2: A what?
Teen 3: (shrugs)
Teen 1: A Royale with Cheese.
Teen 2: What’s that?
Teen 1: It’s McDonald’s.
Teen 3: Wait, today?
Teen 1: No. It’s a joke I think.

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Yes, We Can!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

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Pilates of the Caribbean

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

I’ve been thinking this morning that “Pilates of the Caribbean” is really funny. Just as a phrase. Ha ha. Pilates of the Caribbean. I’m a moron.
Or am I?

Nevermind, I was right. It’s funny. That’s your girlfriend’s grandma! Laugh it up.

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Take 5’s “Little Bit Of Luck” Is Weird, Creepy, And Mad Talented, Son

Thursday, February 28, 2008

If you live in New York, then you’ve been seeing a lot of this guy:

He’s the new homunculoid spokesperson for the New York Lottery, “Little Bit of Luck.” He’s on subway posters, phone booths, and also TV.

Gross and weird, right? Well, what if I told you that “Little Bit of Luck” was a perfect example [...]

Posted in TV, being nice, hip hop, laffs, white people at 10:33 am | 2 Comments »

Late Night Comedy

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

A joke was made last night that I had misheard as “The Salads of Madison County,” but when I claimed that this was a rather corny joke I was corrected and informed that the joke was actually “The Bridges of Salad County.” Whoops? My bad?
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This guy says Mick Rombley’s name is Mitten!

Thursday, January 24, 2008

OK, listen. I’m going to try again, because it’s the only thing I’ve ever asked of you, and you babies are being so difficult that I want to shake you into a coma while your parents are running errands. You need to start listening to the Best Show on WFMU as I have told you [...]

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There Are Only Three Certainties In Life: Death, Taxes, and Jay Mohr Being Horrible and Maybe a Little Bit Racist

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Um, excuse me:

Yeah, I’m funnier than Jay Mohr. You know who else is funnier than Jay Mohr? Everyone. Everyone is funnier. That lady who takes pictures of Sudan babies to pay for her loft is funnier than Jay Mohr. And that’s just Jay Mohr. Let’s not even get into Jay Mohr on the subject of [...]