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Tuesday, March 18, 2008
As someone who only lifts diamond chandeliers on filaments of platinum while wearing gym shorts made out of hand-tamped gold leaf with ruby and emerald trim (no shirt, of course) and quenching my POWER thirst with baby-protein infused angel-tear smoothies, this article about homemade gyms in Haiti was shocking to me:
Technique is one thing [...]
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Thursday, January 10, 2008
(ABC News)
She still takes little Maddox Hambleton out on her 4-wheeler for his birthday, though.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
(New York Times)
Ban Ki-moon: Hey!
Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono: Oh, hey.
Guy on the Left: WHAT UP!
Ban Ki-moon: What’s up, you guys?
Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono: Hey!
Guy on the Left: WHAT IT DO!
Ban Ki-moon: I like your shirt.
Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono: I like your shirt.
Guy on the Left: Man, check out our shirts.
Ban Ki-moon: Climate change, you guys.
Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono: Let’s [...]
Thursday, November 1, 2007
OK! You can stop sending me emails telling me to see Babel now. I’ve seen it! Here is the diary entry you’ve all been clamoring for!
Three stars out of six!
Admittedly, it was basically The Butterfly Effect without magic/Kutchers and with more sadness. The dramatization of the random chain of causality is the new natural [...]
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Dear Asian Guy Near the Stairs at the Broadway/Lafayette Subway Stop This Morning,
First let me please just say that I commend you. This is an exhausting city in every way: financially, emotionally, and physically. I often wonder how it is that people can afford to live here on service industry wages, and anyone who shows [...]
Friday, August 31, 2007
Hot tip for teens: when you have a psychic hunch that going to the DMV on the Friday before a bank holiday is a terrible idea and that it will be like a cliche’d joke done by a comedian who calls himself “The Laugh Man” about how long the wait is at the DMV, FOLLOW [...]
Friday, February 23, 2007
Inside joke!
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Wednesday, February 21, 2007
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Tuesday, February 20, 2007
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