Archive for the 'mexican people' Category

This Is Some Strong Wheat Grass For Your Mind Muscles

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

As someone who only lifts diamond chandeliers on filaments of platinum while wearing gym shorts made out of hand-tamped gold leaf with ruby and emerald trim (no shirt, of course) and quenching my POWER thirst with baby-protein infused angel-tear smoothies, this article about homemade gyms in Haiti was shocking to me:
Technique is one thing [...]

Perez Hilton Covers the Winter Storms in China

Thursday, January 31, 2008

(236.com)

Some People Get Adopted By Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, And Some People…

Thursday, January 10, 2008

(ABC News)
She still takes little Maddox Hambleton out on her 4-wheeler for his birthday, though.

Change Climate and Go

Thursday, December 13, 2007

(New York Times)
Ban Ki-moon: Hey!
Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono: Oh, hey.
Guy on the Left: WHAT UP!
Ban Ki-moon: What’s up, you guys?
Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono: Hey!
Guy on the Left: WHAT IT DO!
Ban Ki-moon: I like your shirt.
Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono: I like your shirt.
Guy on the Left: Man, check out our shirts.
Ban Ki-moon: Climate change, you guys.
Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono: Let’s [...]

I Saw “Babel”. You Are Welcome. Welcome to Last Year. Ding.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

OK! You can stop sending me emails telling me to see Babel now. I’ve seen it! Here is the diary entry you’ve all been clamoring for!
Three stars out of six!
Admittedly, it was basically The Butterfly Effect without magic/Kutchers and with more sadness. The dramatization of the random chain of causality is the new natural [...]

An Open Letter to the Asian Guy Near the Stairs at the Broadway/Lafayette Subway Stop This Morning

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Dear Asian Guy Near the Stairs at the Broadway/Lafayette Subway Stop This Morning,
First let me please just say that I commend you. This is an exhausting city in every way: financially, emotionally, and physically. I often wonder how it is that people can afford to live here on service industry wages, and anyone who shows [...]

Worker #3116 Vs. The Department of Motor Vehicles

Friday, August 31, 2007

Hot tip for teens: when you have a psychic hunch that going to the DMV on the Friday before a bank holiday is a terrible idea and that it will be like a cliche’d joke done by a comedian who calls himself “The Laugh Man” about how long the wait is at the DMV, FOLLOW [...]

Try and Alienate as Many Readers as Possible Week, Day Four!

Friday, February 23, 2007

Inside joke!
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Try and Alienate as Many Readers as Possible Week, Day Two!

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Try and Alienate as Many Readers as Possible Week, Day One!

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

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