I can’t believe I didn’t find a place to use this one.

So much Shia this week. Welcome to Shia Town, Population: Two Blog Posts In A Row!

I re-watched the Transformers 2 trailer this morning because something was bothering me.

When you see moments like this, when a teenager goes head to head with a three-story high robot from space bent on destroying the entire planet because he’s sad that his robot brother got melted the last time (or something, I didn’t [...]

OH. Oh am I so mad about this thing.
Look, we all make mistakes. Me ESPECIALLY. We just admit them and we move on. We metaphorically throw the rest of the blueberry meuslix in the garbage and we allegorically remove it from our future shopping carts, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. So things could have [...]

Team,
I’m very excited to let you know that we launched our new website today, videogum.com. This is going to be the go-to place on the internet for what my co-editor Lindsay Robertson and I think about what’s happening in movies, TV, web video, and videogames. It’s going to be really hard to find out what [...]

There’s no way that DMX’s new movie, Last Hour, is straight to video! What?

Whoops on you, Hollywood. This is basically Juno 2, 4 blog though. DMX has a Tumblr. This is There Will Be Blood, except instead of oil it’s about the ruthless capitalism of the revolving door industry (pretty sure that glass is [...]

I had a dream last night that Robin Williams was starring in Spider-Man 4. As Spider-Man. The plot of Spider-Man 4 was that somehow a bunch of people get hold of Spider-Mans clothes and turn into Spider-Man. Nick Nolte was also Spider-Man.
So, I looked up Spider-Man 4 to see if the prophecy was true, [...]

I can’t go see Funny Games with the pals this weekend, and since last night was Thursday and Marzipandrew was making lamb Philly cheesesteaks on pita (that’s what he called them, obviously there is no such thing as lamb Philly cheesesteaks on pita), I just watched Funny Games. The 1997 Austrian original, which I own? [...]

This horror-thriller is coming out this summer. Looks spooky enough (when did floppy sack masks become the scariest masks? 2005?) It’s like some kind of combination between Halloween and Funny Games. I think it’s called Funny Candyman. Just kidding, there is nothing funny about Candyman. Legalize prostitution. That’s another blog altogether.
But at 1:14 it gets [...]

The young warrior wended his way through the trees in darkness, spear at the ready. The previous day’s mastadon hunt had left him muscles weary, but his mind was alert, and he knew that great prey, enough to feed his vast tribe, was within reach. His thoughts darted momentarily to the beautiful female who awaited [...]