Archive for the 'pop up ads' Category

Quarter Pounder With WTF?

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Nothing about this is fucked up. Nothing.

(news.yahoo.com)
I DEFY you to find anything wrong with it.
Still trying? You can’t. You’re lovin’ it.
It’s totally appropriate.
Look at the Yankees sharing the grief of all the families.
Great work everyone. That’s a breakfast wrap!

Here’s What We Need: Some Way to Associate Our Low Fares with Worn Out Vaginas Using a Tired Reference from a Hackneyed (Albeit Popular) Teen Sex Movie from the Late 90s, BUT HOW?

Monday, December 3, 2007

Dear Spirit Airlines,
Gross, dude.

The Fight Against Lukemia Just Got a Whole Lot Less Funnier

Monday, November 26, 2007

Obviously I don’t wish cancer on any child, but I work hard for my money, and I don’t think it’s fair of you to expect me to just give it up willy nilly for every two-bit cause that comes knocking on my door. No sir. I want to help, but I don’t crawl into bed [...]

Truth in Advertising!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Meanwhile: vagiamond dentata joke.

Colgate: The Arby’s of Toothpaste

Thursday, September 7, 2006

No. Because I DON’T THINK ABOUT TOOTHPASTE.

Madison Ave.com

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Earlier this year, Yahoo introduced a computer system that uses complex models to analyze records of what each of its 500 million users do on its site: what they search for, what pages they read, what ads they click on. It then tries to show them advertisements that speak directly to their interests and the [...]

You Sure?

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Um, Superman?

Superman? (Sound of baby crying.)

Little Help

Thursday, June 8, 2006

I’m feeling a little stuck on this one, so I’ll just leave it to your imagination…if I were you I’d definitely go with something like “I’ve got a couple of really big bills,” or maybe something like “I’m going to pay my bills by shaving my balls and putting them in your mouth. Money!”

Ford: This Isn’t Your Grandfather’s Anti-Semitism

Friday, May 19, 2006

(This is an ad for Ford. The tag line is “Bold Moves”)
I’ve never worked in an advertising agency, and I did not take any communications classes in college, so when it comes to consumer psychology, I’m basically a neophite. That being said, the one concept I sort of have a grasp on is the idea [...]

Thanks but No Thanks, Mixed Race Curly Sue

Thursday, May 18, 2006

As an adult, I’ve learned to shy away from any financial service that includes an apple juice and graham crackers snack, followed by a group nap on fold out cots.

Powered by WordPress. All material copyright of Worker #3116