So back in April, I saw this trailer:

If an infallible God created an infallible scientist who then created an infallible super-computer that then generated the “Worst Movie Accessible to the Human Mind Without Mechanically Deconstructing the Process of Assumed Free Will” it would be this movie. Also, nice face, Dane Cook. Your face is like [...]

I was just thinking about date rape and how fucked up it is. Man, it is really fucked up! Say what you will about regular rape, or as I call it, Classic Rape, but it is a very clear demonstration of sexual violence and power dynamics. Date rape, though, starts on a date. Dudes, you [...]

Note to the guy I saw on the train this morning with what can only be described as a bright orange “rape whistle” strapped to his backpack: haha, you got raped and now you are scared.

Like most Americans, this morning I was flipping through a copy of the new Radar magazine and was curious to find a two page spread called “Stars on Ice,” which was eerily similar to a pitch of my own for “Celebrity Signature Cocktails.” Not only that, but it was written by Neel Shah. I don’t [...]

I was raised to have very few expectations from life. It’s easier that way, because you are less often disappointed. Obviously, this didn’t work, because I’m disappointed all the fucking time. But, the idea is a nice one. Still, it’s impossible not to have a few expectations from life, which I will list below in [...]

I cannot tell you how excited I am that the war in Iraq is finally over, that we’ve successfully ended poverty AND racism in America, that the genocide in Sudan is getting the international attention it deserves, that we finally have a clear-eyed realistic approach to Afghanistan, North Korea, and Iran, that the lackluster economy [...]

It’s that time of year again. You can never be too prepared. Oh, and you’re welcome.

So, yeah, maybe Event Horizon is still the scariest movie that I have ever seen*. What? It’s like Ghost Ship, but in space. Ghost Space Ship. But I was reading the wikipedia entry for Event Horizon the other day and I came across the best sentence I have ever read in my life:
Upon inspection, the [...]

It’s that time of the year where everyone’s always asking the same question, so I’m just going to use the public forum of my online diary to answer the question once, and then please let’s just move on:
I DON’T KNOW WHAT MY COSTUME IS GOING TO BE FOR THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE SCOTT PETERSON TRIAL.

(slate.com)
It’s not so much that this sentiment is even wrong, but am I the only one who gets majorly creeped out by it? See that, 6 million Jews who died? Maybe you should have just PAID ATTENTION TO YOUR FEELINGS. See that, millions of American families who were thrown into abject poverty by economic forces [...]