I can’t go see Funny Games with the pals this weekend, and since last night was Thursday and Marzipandrew was making lamb Philly cheesesteaks on pita (that’s what he called them, obviously there is no such thing as lamb Philly cheesesteaks on pita), I just watched Funny Games. The 1997 Austrian original, which I own? [...]

This horror-thriller is coming out this summer. Looks spooky enough (when did floppy sack masks become the scariest masks? 2005?) It’s like some kind of combination between Halloween and Funny Games. I think it’s called Funny Candyman. Just kidding, there is nothing funny about Candyman. Legalize prostitution. That’s another blog altogether.
But at 1:14 it gets [...]

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HAHAHA. Whoops! Better luck next time guys.

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Aw. Now that’s a riot police even children will love. Collect them all.

By now everyone already knows about the “fight” (hit me once, shame on you, hit me twice, security is here bye) between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee at the MTV Video Music Awards, but Tommy Lee’s resultant online diary entry is pretty excellent:
Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with [...]

September 11th, 1987: Rod, the neighborhood bully, decided that Henry Bilson was a faggot, and that what you did to faggots was take all of the screws and extruding hardware off of the faggots’ bicycles using your standard issue neighborhood bully Swiss Army Knife and then threw the screws and hardware onto the low-lying elementary [...]

New York Magazine’s Vulture Blog has been doing lots of coverage of J.J. Abram’s top secret Dogma film about a thing that hates the Statue of Liberty, and today they posted this image, taken from an alternate gaming fan forum (I write what I’m told, babies):

(Oh, and by the way, this is a movie [...]

Nicely done, Superbad. Even though your best joke happened in the first five minutes, you had plenty of well-deserved laffs (and one very overwrought and confusing menstrual blood joke that I think you could have done without, like, seriously, it took five minutes just to set it up, you guys, professional criticism free of charge, [...]

Ed: Did you read the article in this week’s New Yorker about the disease that makes you chew off your lips and the tips of your fingers and gouge your eyes out and shred your nose off your face and pee crystals that tear out your urinary tract?
Worker #3116: Is it in Talk of the [...]