I got a Facebook friend request the other day, but it seemed a little too good to be true.

I am hot that why she add me. Sure. That why all the girls are add me. But I don’t know, it just seemed like we wouldn’t really have anything in common. SEEMED. PAST TENSE. Because one [...]

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I really, really wish that these two lovers had survived the monster attack because I wanted them to have to look at each other every day for the rest of their lives and say “All of our friends died, all of them, so that we could break up two years later and have [...]

Yeah, I saw America’s favorite romantic comedy, There’ll Be Blood. So what, my girlfriend made me. I’ve got a sensitive side too, you know.

But to the man sitting next to me who felt the need to keep sighing really dramatically for both my and his girlfriend’s benefits, to let us know that he was [...]

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

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YOU STEAL THE CRIPPLE’S GIRL, JOHN MAYER, BUT YOU WON’T FIGHT A CRIPPLE? YOU’RE A COWARD, MAYER.
Seriously, something is missing here.

Warning to John Mayer. That girl is poiiiison. She’ll drive you right out of your legs.

None of this even matters. John Mayer is interested in three things [...]

You guys, we need to talk about this.

Now, I recognize that Friday Night Lights is the only show on television scientifically proven to break every heart in the country, but did you also know that Taylor Kitsch has the power to turn everyone who looks upon him into a gay? Jesus. The man cannot act [...]

Anyway, did you guys watch Crazy Love by yourselves last night? ME TOO IT’S LIKE WE ARE BONDED. Not that that should come as any surprise. Remember when we both made that wish at midnight? Remember, Fred Savage?
Anyway, if you fucked up and didn’t watch Crazy Love by yourself last night, it is a decent [...]

If you missed Ritalin last night, and I know you missed Ritalin last night, then you missed a heartfelt story about my recent break up. I really appreciated the outpouring of support from the audience, who really seemed to understand where I was coming from. It just gave me hope that love might still exist, [...]

Leo and Bar broke up you guys.
I’m thinking about shutting this whole site down because it’s just, like, what’s even the point?
FACT: TRUE LOVE IS A MYTH.
I hope you’ve called Shimon Peres with the sad news and explained that you never meant to break his heart.

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This is worse than when my parents [...]

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I was doing some research on The Pick-Up Artist, mostly just to see how my most famous student was doing (so proud of you, Mystery), and also I saw this:

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“Hey, hold on, I’m just going to turn the lights down, and let me just boot up some music videos on YouTube to set the mood”? [...]