There is this story on the news.
A fitness trainer and former model has swapped his six-pack for a paunch - in a bid to understand his overweight gym clients.
Paul ‘PJ’ James, whose buff body once graced the Milan catwalk, is now halfway to reaching his goal of weighing 20st following a bizarre New Year’s resolution.
Having [...]

Martha Stewart has a Twitter now. Whatever. She never done NOTHING to me. I hope she gets a billion followers and her twits are sent into space. But the intern that actually runs that thing needs 2 get it 2 gether. Because Martha Stewart Twitter is only following six people:
Barack Obama
Snoop Dogg
Cute Overload
Margaret Roach
Jimmy Fallon
Perez [...]

I was sitting on the subway train yesterday, facing a normal enough looking man. A human man, I would have assumed, based on his clothing, which was p-coat, watchcap, etc. (He did have on some kind of weird patterned silk shirt, like he was trying to blend into the background of Garden State or something, [...]

I re-watched the Transformers 2 trailer this morning because something was bothering me.

When you see moments like this, when a teenager goes head to head with a three-story high robot from space bent on destroying the entire planet because he’s sad that his robot brother got melted the last time (or something, I didn’t [...]

OH. Oh am I so mad about this thing.
Look, we all make mistakes. Me ESPECIALLY. We just admit them and we move on. We metaphorically throw the rest of the blueberry meuslix in the garbage and we allegorically remove it from our future shopping carts, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. So things could have [...]

I’ve been really against WeightWatchers for a long time because it’s food for women. I knew that it didn’t have the vitamins and nutrients that a man needs for all his man activities. It was food for three kinds of people:
1. Women
2. Gay Men
3. Rabbits
But now I am just really in the mood for WeightWatchers [...]

Not that I didn’t pour some out (I didn’t pour some out) for my McCainiacs last night. Every single one of those inaugural balls was a racist’s nightmare (or a Sarah Palin rape fantasy). Not one mention of a boot up Iraq’s ass? We’re still talking about the Presidency right?

I have a couple things that I can say about last night without getting into SPOILER territory for future work-related projects, but:
1. Barbara Walters in real life looks INSANE.
2. Sheri Shepard is actually stupid.
3. Elizabeth Hasselbeck is very pretty, too bad she is a nightmare (like Barbara Walters face).
That being said, it was time to [...]

I bought some blueberry meuslix at Trader Joe’s this weekend. Don’t even worry about it. Some of us think the morning is the best time of day to TREAT YOURSELF. Whatever. It was probably a mistake. I think I even knew that at the time. For one, it was too expensive. I’m not sure what [...]

This makes me so mad for some reason:

Her life will suck without me? Like suck bad? No, suck a lollipop? Her life will suck a lollipop without me? Ouch. Ouch my brain. It’s like the worst mixed metaphor because it’s not even a metaphor. It’s just lazy. “This word means two things.” That was the [...]