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videogum.com LAUNCH

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Team,
I’m very excited to let you know that we launched our new website today, videogum.com. This is going to be the go-to place on the internet for what my co-editor Lindsay Robertson and I think about what’s happening in movies, TV, web video, and videogames. It’s going to be really hard to find out what [...]

John Adams’s Emails To Abigail Adams

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

My Dearest Friend,
I do believe this continental congress shall be the death of me. To build a nation is no easy thing, to be sure, but to build a nation of free men is a labour defying even the sturdiest of souls. Would that the sword of England were lifted from above our heads, Abigail, [...]

Take 5’s “Little Bit Of Luck” Is Weird, Creepy, And Mad Talented, Son

Thursday, February 28, 2008

If you live in New York, then you’ve been seeing a lot of this guy:

He’s the new homunculoid spokesperson for the New York Lottery, “Little Bit of Luck.” He’s on subway posters, phone booths, and also TV.

Gross and weird, right? Well, what if I told you that “Little Bit of Luck” was a perfect example [...]

The Cool Thing About Jennifer Convertibles Is…

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Every man comes to a crossroads in his life when an email arrives in his inbox offering a free one-year subscription to Elle Decor. Does the man quiver in his restless fading youth and press delete, or does he grab his balls and go forth into the blazing, mildly (only mildly!) gay light of a [...]

Who Did It Better?

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

On Dec. 17, 1957, things came to a head. Trickey was inching her way between the tables in the lunchroom.
“I was holding the tray above their heads, trying to get through the aisle,” she recalls.
Meanwhile, junior Dent Gitchel was trying to eat his lunch.
“There were some guys harassing her along the aisle,” he says. “Some [...]

Bosom Homies

Monday, November 19, 2007

Before [Brian Grazer] makes most decisions, he engages in an informal survey to garner the opinions of his friends. “I try things on people to test them out,” Mr. Grazer said. “Before I made ‘Eight Mile,’ I was nervous that I might be empowering someone who was not only misogynistic, but homophobic. So when I [...]

Night and Day

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Last Night:
Headphones have been scientifically designed to do two things: broadcast music and break all the time. Mine broke last night, so I had to stop by Best Buy and buy some new headphones. This is how I ended up in line behind a woman just entering middle age with that God-cursing air of panic [...]

Roots 2.0

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

(huffingtonpost.com)
White Guy: How do you want to address these race relations?
Black Guy: Do you have your hands on your hips?
White Guy: Yeah. Are we dressed matchy-matchy?
Black Guy: Yeah.
White Guy: How serious is your face?
Black Guy: Pretty serious.
White Guy: Good. That’s good.
Black Guy: Oh, shit, is your top layer buttoned up?
White Guy: Nope. My top layer [...]

Real Talk

Thursday, August 9, 2007

“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” - R. Kelly

Keeping Score

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

(US Weekly)
Let’s just go through one by one, scientifically:
1. Jennifer Aniston
Pros: She is rich.
Cons: Her career is over because she’ll never be able to get out from under the weight of “Rachel” (or the weight of “Vince Vaughan,” DING DONG). She seems like a waitress. You’d basically be marrying a cocktail waitress with a lot [...]

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